Do you sometimes feel the weight of the world on your shoulders?
Do you feel the need to lighten your burdens with a cleansing confession?
Then you have arrived. Let The Church of John bring you that inner peace that you seek. Confess away,and I, Reverend John, shall guide you spiritually to an enlightened space.
Rest assured that your secrets will be seen by everyone, helping you cleanse deeper your sinful soul.
And remember our motto:
"I DID IT BECAUSE JOHN TOLD ME TO"
Reverend John
Reverend John Awaits
Thursday, April 7, 2011
I have sinned
This is an example of a common confession:
Reverend, I sometimes get "excited" when I watch I Dream Of Jeanie" Is this a sin?
Of course not. All God's creatures should be admired. I suggest you try watching the Victoria's Secret HBO special so you may better enjoy the beauty that God has surrounded us with. Go in peace for you have not sinned
Of course not.
ReplyDeleteAll God's creatures should be admired.
I suggest you try watching the Victoria's Secret HBO special so you may better enjoy the beauty that God has surrounded us with. Go in peace for you have not sinned
I seen a picture of a man with a bong between his legs and I had unclean thoughts. Is this a sin?
ReplyDeletePerhaps the bong was clean and therefore you may not have sinned. Go in peace
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